Never sing a song about women until you walk a mile in their boobs.

Baby Cakes (via dashboardcat)

nowadays every tv show focuses on semen samples. semen in the corpse, semen in the drapes, semen in the beards… it’s pretty sweet.

All you need is Mother Earth, Father Sky, and your dear old Uncle Tony.

Tony Perkis

Watching Heavyweights with most of KCAB tonight.  Whee!

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